Saturday, August 31, 2013

Everything Bagels Are Lying to Us

Look at them. Lying like dogs...
Imagine if everything bagels were true to their name. I mean, this breakfast food may just be the number one misnomer like, ever.

Think about it. Everything. EVERYTHING.

What if ordering an everything bagel meant munching on so much shit - sardines, crystallized ginger topped with chocolate sauce? Or maybe fuckin' cheerios. Disgusting.

THINK ABOUT IT.


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